Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago, and I still hadn’t paid for them.

Well, hellloooo,………..just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him exactly what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up

He never called back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!
Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!

March
Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said ’2-4 years!’

April
Trapped on an escalator for hours…..power went out!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid….wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!

June
Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is ‘C’…..isn’t it?

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!

December
Couldn’t call 911…..’duh’…..there’s no ‘eleven’ button on the stupid phone!

What a year!!.