A small guy steps into an elevator in New York, looks up and notices this huge dude standing next to him.

The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy faints.

The big guy reaches down picks him up, brings him to slapping his face and shaking him and asks, “What’s wrong with you?”.

The small guy, colour drained from his face says, “Excuse me but what did you say just then?”.

The big dude looks down at him and repeats, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Oh thank God for that! I thought you said ‘Turn around’…”