The Basic Difference Between HIS (Y) and HERS (X)
X: ONLY one chocolate bar per week
Y: ONLY three nights at topless bar per week
X: Workout – Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
Y: Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote
X: Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting
Y: Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing
X: Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
Y: Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria’s Secret catalog mailing list
X: Get organized/clean house
Y: Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)
X: Read More/Less TV
Y: Buy Dish – More sports channels!!